Saturday, January 07, 2012

I wouldn’t stand in line for this



And I didn’t. Did Emma have a crush? She gave me her number. If so, then it's something I fail to fathom since I was rude and I acted like I own the place. Is audacity attractive? 

A little piece of advice, not to the faint of heart. In these types of joints, wear a black suit and sunglasses at night and just walk in. The bouncers will be confused and they will shy away from any confrontation since they are not sure who the hell you are. Their jobs could be on the line. Getting the undivided attention of Emmanuelle comes naturally after that.